I'm with you, pal!
A real sportsman would go in the woods wearing nothing but a codpiece then run down his quarry and kill it with his bare hands.
Hell, that's the way I do it.
Codpieces are for rookies. If you ain't 100% flappin' in the wind, you might as well go back to your cubicle, city boy.
>> Hell, that’s the way I do it.<<
So what your saying is that you havent had much wild game lately?
We used to DREAM of having a codpiece to wear when killing bears!
And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won’t believe you!
you too?
Spending a bunch of money on high-tech scents and artificial pheromones then climbing up some prefab ladder to a fancy padded tree perch where you sip from your thermos as you wait for some hapless animal to walk right up to the barrel of your (shotgun, of course) may be popular these days, but it is for _ussies, plain and simple. I’m glad you don’t do it, cowboy!