That was when it was Romney vrs. McCain or the Huckster. We had no choices. It was probably even before McCain had anything to do with Palin. I voted for McCain hoping he’d croak and we’d end up with Sarah. I still think Romney would be way better than McCain, but so what? We don’t want either one of them.
If he tried to fake it we'd see another version of Kerry's goose hunt, "kin I git me a huntin' license here".
Romney has always come across as condescending and smarmy to me, I don't think he will ever play well in Mayberry.
That isn’t true at all, didn’t you read the post? Frantzie was Fond of Romney until this year, when he learned that Romney doesn’t go over very well here.