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Who, What, Why: How is Keith Richards still alive?
BBC ^ | 10/27/10 | staff

Posted on 10/28/2010 1:15:04 PM PDT by pissant

Keith Richards on drugs and relationship with Mick Jagger

The Rolling Stone's autobiography reveals a lifetime of substance abuse. Why on earth hasn't it killed him?

His name is synonymous with rock 'n' roll excess, his memoirs detail a lifetime spent ingesting a Herculean quantity of illegal drugs and he only gave up cocaine, aged 62, after he split his head open falling from a tree while foraging for coconuts.

At 66, Keith Richards' continued survival is a source of widespread bafflement. Continue reading the main story In today's Magazine

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According to addiction expert Dr Robert Lefever, director of the Promis recovery centre in Richards' native Kent, there is only one possible explanation for his longevity: "He must have the constitution of an ox."

But Richards' own memoirs suggest he may have been more careful with his intake than his bacchanalian public persona implies.

The autobiography, Life, is candid about the scope of his notorious drug-taking during his lengthy career as the Rolling Stones' lead guitarist and co-songwriter.

"I used to walk down Oxford Street with a slab of hash as big as a skateboard," drawls a typical passage.

(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: dopersrights; keithrichards; rollingstones; scofflaw
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66? Why he doesn't look a day over 85.


1 posted on 10/28/2010 1:15:07 PM PDT by pissant
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God’s not ready for him. Plus isn’t he in a stable long marriage? Yes he was a bit wild in his youth but he grew up....still looks horrible but I have seen normal people look pretty bad at his age too.


2 posted on 10/28/2010 1:17:13 PM PDT by napscoordinator
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To: pissant

Is that Helen Thomas in drag?


3 posted on 10/28/2010 1:17:20 PM PDT by Califreak (November 2008 proved that Idiocracy isn't just a movie anymore)
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To: pissant

He looks like a cheesy horror movie character. Keith Richards . . . gremlin. And what the heck is the braid in his hair? He has the same taste as my 6 year old daughter (Who asked a young man, “Why are you wearing your mommy’s earings?”)


4 posted on 10/28/2010 1:17:58 PM PDT by November 2010
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To: pissant

He isn’t alive, he’s pickled.


5 posted on 10/28/2010 1:18:27 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: pissant

Damn Keef, I’ve seen better lookin’ heads on a boil!!


6 posted on 10/28/2010 1:20:08 PM PDT by Mustard
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“How is Keith Richards still alive?”

My theories:

1. The Devil takes care of his own.

2. All the dead rock and roll guys who died from like excesses have taken the opportunity to live vicariously through his earthy vessel. *It is reported he has cravings occasionally for ham sandwiches (see: Mama Cass story)

3. He has only been seen at night, and will not allow anyone to enter his home with garlic in any form, leading many to suspect he is really one of the ‘undead’.

4. God is giving him ample time to turn his life around as in reality he’s a good person.


7 posted on 10/28/2010 1:20:36 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: pissant
p a...

We don't call them
THE STROLLING BONES...
--for naught.

just my humble plz....

8 posted on 10/28/2010 1:21:36 PM PDT by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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He looks like he IS dead! Shows what living a healthy life can do for you. (/sarc)


9 posted on 10/28/2010 1:22:25 PM PDT by blondee123 (Illinois ELECT Adam Kinzinger - http://www.electadam.com/( rid US of marxism!))
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"I used to walk down Oxford Street with a slab of hash as big as a skateboard,"

If I had a nickel for everytime I did that, well, I'd have forgotten where I put all those damned nickels.

10 posted on 10/28/2010 1:23:03 PM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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66? Why he doesn't look a day over 85.

And that's a GOOD pic of the old bloke.

"...and the guitar player looks damaged; he's been an outcast all his life."

- "Jigsaw Puzzle"

11 posted on 10/28/2010 1:24:34 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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He's a graduate of the Ozzy Osbourne Institute for Recreational Pharmaceuticals.
12 posted on 10/28/2010 1:24:55 PM PDT by Nachoman (Think of life as an adventure you don't survive.)
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To: Lurker

That is the laugher of the day !


13 posted on 10/28/2010 1:26:13 PM PDT by onona (dbada)
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To: Beowulf9

Don’t judge a book by its cover. Keith does look like someone who chose not to use Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon(just the drug doctor). He never seems to be in the news for destroying a hotel room at the Plaza or failing a drug test and sent back to the court, he just lives to play music and stay in la la land. Nobody ever called him a role model. Leave him alone and let him keep flying just above reality


14 posted on 10/28/2010 1:26:15 PM PDT by shadeaud ("If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -- George Carlin B)
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To: pissant

In a prison of his own making.


15 posted on 10/28/2010 1:26:49 PM PDT by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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Fox News had a rep from a company whose name I believe was NOME. They are a DNA testing company. They wanted to find out why Ozzy Osbourne was still living despite his long-time abuse of drugs and alcohol. They tested his DNA and found a gene that was known for blocking the effects of drugs and alcohol. It may have been the reason why he needed so many pills (47) per day. In addition, they discovered that the same gene or perhaps another, does not block the effect of caffeine in coffee. Sharon Osbourne has reported that two cups of coffee will set him off. It was pretty interesting.


16 posted on 10/28/2010 1:26:49 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: mnehring

[ He isn’t alive, he’s pickled. ]

I think he technically die4s sometime in the early 1980’s his body is just very slowly decomposing but the alcohol is slowing things down a bit....


17 posted on 10/28/2010 1:28:05 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: pissant

It could be a double.


18 posted on 10/28/2010 1:28:30 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (If Obama was the answer---that must have been one stupid question!)
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To: pissant

I’m thinking that he switched from heroine to formaldehyde many years ago..........


19 posted on 10/28/2010 1:28:34 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (There's only one cure for Obamarrhea......)
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He's a graduate of the Ozzy Osbourne Institute for Recreational Pharmaceuticals.

Ozzy looks way better than that!!!

20 posted on 10/28/2010 1:29:21 PM PDT by blondee123 (Illinois ELECT Adam Kinzinger - http://www.electadam.com/( rid US of marxism!))
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