[Chickensoup]

When my daughter was two we were at the typical faculty/grad student get together. One of the more out there lesbians was admiring my little angel and said that she would be sought after by many lesbians not only because of her color, but because she had a gap tooth which is highly prized in lesbian circles for certain sex acts.

When I picked my jaw off the floor I removed myself and little gap-toothed angel from her presence.

She had her frenectomy at age eight. And orthodontia at age 12. And a bar welded behind her two front teeth.

[mirkwood]

(When I picked my jaw off the floor I removed myself and little gap-toothed angel from her presence.

She had her frenectomy at age eight. And orthodontia at age 12. And a bar welded behind her two front teeth.)

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What the heck is that, and I am not the only one that would like to see the before/after. I have now 13 nieces and great nieces and 6 nephews and grand-nephews. Basically , I do not know who the heck is who when 2 or 3 families collide on a holiday. Honestly, Am I supposed to know the name of every rug rat?

[kimmie7]

I can’t believe some idiot (lesbo or not) had the NERVE to say something like that to a parent.

As a sexual abuse survivor (and the relative of one) I would’ve had a hard time not absolutely decking her/it.