They know how to put condoms on bananas.
They also know all about oral sex, fisting, gerbiling, and golden showers.
And they know where they can go to get an abortion without the parents finding out.
They can “text” LOLOL YKWIM NNTTM AFIC
They’re really good at games like Dark Void and Bayonetta.
And they can handle ipods and androids with great proficiency.
What more do you want?
They know how many grams in an ounce, all the cast members of The Jersey Shore, and which Commie they will be voting for on November 2.