[big'ol_freeper]

The Green Bay Packers will filet the Miami Guppies
The San Diego Chardedburgers will barbeque the St. Looie Lambs
The New England Patriots will pluck the Baltimore Shavings
The Pittsburgh Stoolers will bring down the big tent on the Cleveland Clowns
The Kansas City Thiefs will steal one from Allegra's Houston Texians (sorry Allegra)
The Detroit Kitties will gnaw the ankles off the New Yawk Jints
The Atlanta Dirty Birds will claw the Philadelphia Beagles
The Chicago Bearlies will edge the Seattle Seahags
The Nawlins Aint's will sail by the Tampon Bay Pirates
The New Yawk Jests will kick the Denver Mules
The San Fran 69ers will get off the snide and edge the Oakland Traitors
Bender's Dallas Cowpokes will brand the Minnesota Vicekings losers
The Indianapolis Clots will show us all how to piss on the Washington Deadskins
The Tennessee Tighthens will feast on the Jacksonville Jagwursts

[martin_fierro]

The Detroit Kitties will gnaw the ankles off the New Yawk Jints

Dude. Put down the crack pipe.

[Le Chien Rouge]

The Nawlins Aint’s will sail by the Tampon Bay Pirates.

Bucs are better than you think..

[bigcat32]

This thread is useless WPSP (without point spread predictions).

Take Cleveland +14 and Skins +3.

[Bender2]

Gadzooks, that Colorado fishing at nearly 9,000 feet in windy... cold... rain and sleet really... takes it out of you--

But I am back... with my picks for this week:

big's Packer Wackers will steamroll over the Phins

Sandy Diego's Bolts will beat the Sain't Louiee Yews

big's second team, them whinny Pattycakes, will get plastered by them Godless Baltimore Black Byrds

The Stoolers will eeeeek out a win over Colt McCoy and his Brown Stains

Allegra's boy Texicans will whip up on the Old Dallas Texans in KC uniforms

The Jersey Jints will get eaten alive by them Detroit Bobcats

Them Dirty Byrds from Atlanta will smoke the Iggles from head to featherless tail

Da Bear will beat Da Seahags

The Jersey Jets will tear Denver a new one

Okieland's Waiders will win a close from the 9ers

Manning Heavy will skin Allegra's second set of boy, them no count Deadskins

The Nashville Old Earlers will find no win when they visit the Jagkitties and lose in the last few minutes

Now, my old Aggies gal pal always said, "One with three... is an Aggie's dream!"

So, with my 'Boys now 1 and 3... it is time to man up!

And win one... for the home for wayward cowgirls!

No offense to you Aggies, but I find two... more than sufficient!

Lindsay, you ignorant slut, I agree... two is more than enough for a real gay man

[mainepatsfan]

Well my heart rate has finally returned to normal levels. Big win for the Pats.

[Radix]

That was like the best game in about 2 weeks.

How does Belichick do it?

[cleveland gop]

OUCH, 5-7.....not so good this week!!

Well since I didn’t gett my picks in this week, I submit the identical picks that are on my cbssports.com confidence pool. Pick winner and point value(from1-14 depending on how sure you are)....

STOOLERS(14)over FAKE BROWNS 1-0
SANDY EGGO(13)over LAMBS 1-1
DITKA’S(12) over SEAHAGS 1-2
PACK(11)over FISHES 1-3
AINT’S(10) over PIRATE SHIPS 2-3
JERSEY JINTS(9) over LIEDOWNS 3-3
ALLEGRA’S TEXICANS(8) over CHIEFS 4-3
DOLTS(7) over DEADSKINS
JAGS (6) over OLD OILERS
94’ERS(5) over SILVER and BLACK 5-3
VIQUEENS(4) over COWPUKES 6-3
REAL BROWNS(3) over BIG’S PATSIES 6-4
LOS DIRTY BIRDS(2) over IGGLES 6-5
J-E-T-S(1) over HORSIES 7-5