The Green Bay Packers will filet the Miami Guppies
The San Diego Chardedburgers will barbeque the St. Looie Lambs
The New England Patriots will pluck the Baltimore Shavings
The Pittsburgh Stoolers will bring down the big tent on the Cleveland Clowns
The Kansas City Thiefs will steal one from Allegra's Houston Texians (sorry Allegra)
The Detroit Kitties will gnaw the ankles off the New Yawk Jints
The Atlanta Dirty Birds will claw the Philadelphia Beagles
The Chicago Bearlies will edge the Seattle Seahags
The Nawlins Aint's will sail by the Tampon Bay Pirates
The New Yawk Jests will kick the Denver Mules
The San Fran 69ers will get off the snide and edge the Oakland Traitors
Bender's Dallas Cowpokes will brand the Minnesota Vicekings losers
The Indianapolis Clots will show us all how to piss on the Washington Deadskins
The Tennessee Tighthens will feast on the Jacksonville Jagwursts
