Backed potato...common knowledge....you back it up with lotsa butter, sour cream and bacon bits.
“Could I get your recipie for backed potato?”
Sure.
Get a potato. Assign it to a political group. PETA backs my potato. They back it on the promise I do not put bacon on it. But I do. Then I deny it. And when they show it to me on video I say, who are you going to believe, that video or your lyin eyes?
But please do not tell them that. I also tell them that the 25oz porterhouse, medium rare with a touch of charring is made from soy. Trying to get them to back that also.