To avoid hurricanes, place a model trailer park about 250 miles to the left or right of the normal hurricane track. Hurricanes love trailer parks, they’ll veer off to womp the trailer park and leave you alone.
Oh wait, maybe that’s tornadoes...
I asked girl Friday if she had a fat squirrel an she got mad at me.....
***To avoid hurricanes***
At first read - I thought you were going to comment on the wind-proof architecture of the squirrel ‘nest’.
Ever noticed that those fragile-looking, trashy squirrel ‘tree ghettos’ survive the heaviest most violent wind storms?
They might be annoying, but they are not stupid;)