Boom, Boom! (Out go the lights.)
Squirrel Alert
Soak the squirrels in buttermilk and tabasco over night. Roll in flour, salt and pepper. Fry to golden brown. Serve with horseradish sauce. Kill more squirrels.
We own a house where there are three HUGE, and I really mean HUGE, black walnut trees. Two years ago, we had a ridiculous bumper crop of these things, and although they make fabulous Christmas fudge, there were just too many to deal with.
My husband scooped them up with a shovel and created a pile along the garage that was probably 10 feet across, three feet deep, and several feet tall. We had a bevy of extremely happy squirrels that Winter...they ate all of the walnuts, and were so FAT that their tummies were dragging on the ground making tracks in the snow.
They drove our poor dog completely crazy, as they were apparently unable to amble their ample selves too far from the giant food pile....they just hung out in the yard, on the porch, told their friends to come over...it was Squirrelstock!
Boom, Boom! (Out go the lights.)
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All these namby-pamby “environmental” nostrums!
What’s wrong with arsenic and small bombs?
All these namby-pamby “environmental” nostrums!
What’s wrong with arsenic and small bombs?
....had a squirrel problem for weeks...I had a small bird feeder that sat outside my window, every day squirrels would climb up the side of the building and raise havoc...I started off doing the normal human thing..I’d clap loudly,yell, even caught a few with water with a spray bottle....and most of the times they would grin,chuckle a bit, run halfway down the side of the building and wait till I sat down again.
I decided to play rough...I got hold of a 12 oz. Styrofoam cup..(in case I dropped it)...fill it with alcohol and water (50/50)..and waited.
The corner of the building is brick, I’m up about 30 feet, swinging the screen open is very easy,quick....
well, remember I said they used to wait?. When they climb down their a%% is a great target, fully exposed.....
I had to do this about three times......but they’ve haven’t been back up since.....seems alcohol in their furry butt gets the message across.
Hot peppers work on liberals? I’ll spray some on the voting machines.
Hard times may be coming. Look at it as future game.
There are no grubs this time of year. They are probably looking for worms. Moles, too. The pesticide industry tells you that moles eat grubs so you'll buy their stuff. Moles eat worms as their main course. They'll eat grubs if they find them but the are looking for worms. The pesticide industry can't sell you stuff to kill worms so they tell you that you have to spend a hundred dollars a year on Milky Spores to kill grubs that aren't there.
A shotgun takes out squirrels and they are tasty animals.
Go ahead, just kill all of nature in your yard while you’re at it!
Last year the squirrels knocked all the pecans off my 6 trees onto the ground while the husks were still green and tight.
They then harvested them off the ground at their leisure.
This year I set 2 live traps in the yard. I trapped and relocated 16 squirrels. One of my trees though broke 3 big branches from all the nuts.
