Boom, Boom! (Out go the lights.)
Posted on 10/13/2010 11:50:38 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Squirrel Alert
To avoid hurricanes, place a model trailer park about 250 miles to the left or right of the normal hurricane track. Hurricanes love trailer parks, they’ll veer off to womp the trailer park and leave you alone.
Oh wait, maybe that’s tornadoes...
Soak the squirrels in buttermilk and tabasco over night. Roll in flour, salt and pepper. Fry to golden brown. Serve with horseradish sauce. Kill more squirrels.
Get rabies.
We own a house where there are three HUGE, and I really mean HUGE, black walnut trees. Two years ago, we had a ridiculous bumper crop of these things, and although they make fabulous Christmas fudge, there were just too many to deal with.
My husband scooped them up with a shovel and created a pile along the garage that was probably 10 feet across, three feet deep, and several feet tall. We had a bevy of extremely happy squirrels that Winter...they ate all of the walnuts, and were so FAT that their tummies were dragging on the ground making tracks in the snow.
They drove our poor dog completely crazy, as they were apparently unable to amble their ample selves too far from the giant food pile....they just hung out in the yard, on the porch, told their friends to come over...it was Squirrelstock!
Boom, Boom! (Out go the lights.)
ping
Hmmm, have you ever thought of getting a lawyer and a squirrel process server and sewing him for tortious interference, etc.
All these namby-pamby “environmental” nostrums!
What’s wrong with arsenic and small bombs?
All these namby-pamby “environmental” nostrums!
What’s wrong with arsenic and small bombs?
....had a squirrel problem for weeks...I had a small bird feeder that sat outside my window, every day squirrels would climb up the side of the building and raise havoc...I started off doing the normal human thing..I’d clap loudly,yell, even caught a few with water with a spray bottle....and most of the times they would grin,chuckle a bit, run halfway down the side of the building and wait till I sat down again.
I decided to play rough...I got hold of a 12 oz. Styrofoam cup..(in case I dropped it)...fill it with alcohol and water (50/50)..and waited.
The corner of the building is brick, I’m up about 30 feet, swinging the screen open is very easy,quick....
well, remember I said they used to wait?. When they climb down their a%% is a great target, fully exposed.....
I had to do this about three times......but they’ve haven’t been back up since.....seems alcohol in their furry butt gets the message across.
Hot peppers work on liberals? I’ll spray some on the voting machines.
I feed everything that comes in the yard.
Can’t stand to see hungry critters.
Evil use of Pat Travers!
Go to your room!
“Go to your room!”
Ok.
(That’s where all of my “evil Rock-n-Roll” albums are.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5IS45jT468&feature=related
That explains the line of homeless guys...
Fried with a little biscuits and gravy ain't bad.
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