A very funny story I heard YEARS ago was about a time when a tourist entered a Lotaburger in the little town of Pojoaque (po-wok-ee), New Mexico.
The tourist, unfamiliar with some of the uniquely pronounced towns in our state asked the clerk at the register, “How do you pronounce this place anyway?”
She answered, “LOT-AH-BUR-GER”
That, and a population of 53 is why there is no Lotaburger in Yrrisari.