Y'know, living in such close proximity to Florida, I have to tell you that there truly is a disproportionate amount of Darwin Award candidates living in that state. I mean, they are nucking futs. I can spot someone with a Florida driver's license just from being a half mile behind them on the freeway. As beautiful as the state is, it's also like some cosmic lab experiment exploring stunted intellectual development. A gaddamn state-run halfway house with trailer parks and palm trees.
"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."