Posted on 10/04/2010 4:43:37 PM PDT by Shermy
LARGO They weren't exactly using lethal weapons, but a food fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend landed them both in jail early Wednesday, authorities say.
According to Largo police, Keane E. Langel and his girlfriend, Brenda M. Riley, were arguing at their home at 301 N Belcher Road, No. 901, just after midnight when Langel started spitting bananas on Riley and throwing doughnuts at her.
Riley, 49, then "armed herself with a banana," ripped the fruit into two pieces and jammed them into Langel's ears, an arrest report shows.
No injuries were reported, but both were charged with domestic battery.
Langel, 59, also was charged with tampering with a victim because, Largo police said, he took Riley's cell phone from her and broke it as she was trying to call authorities.
Riley was ultimately able to call police, arrest reports show.
Riley was released on her own recognizance Wednesday afternoon. At 4 p.m., Langel was still being held in the Pinellas County Jail.
[Last modified: Sep 30, 2010 01:18 PM]
You’re welcome to it. My tagline’s barricaded in and won’t leave.
“And then you eat the bananer.”
Where did she assault him with the donut?
And on a sidebar, I must protest the snaaahby yankee’s depiction of the good people of Florida. If there are any minorities in the area you describe, you owe them an abject appy pology.
The Florida I know, Ft. Lauderdale, they only throw bagels and shove knishes in their ears.
Never show Chiquita the banana, no matter how she make you excited
La policía will make sure your case is expedited.. Olé!
BTW, Swarthy, I wouldn't dream of "insulting" the residents of Florida, besides, they wouldn't get it. I have however, suggested that the state put in roundabouts and access lanes instead of the interminable red lights. This should cull the herd somewhat and make EMT sevices, ambulances, collision shops, and funeral parlors the state's primary investment opportunities. Call it Darwinian capitalism.
Not bad .... for Russki radio!
She was easy to recognize because she was the one with bits of spit banana and donuts all over her. But what about after she cleans up?
What about a pointed stick?
Shut Up!!!
I think you're on the wrong thread; maybe you meant to be here: Pastor accused of sexl attack (with a banana)
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