About a month ago a good buddy of mine had 17 giant polish sausages in a cooler in the back of his pickup truck, along with his dog. On the way home the dog opened the cooler and ate all 17 sausages.
We got a good laugh out of it. He said, “oh, I really wanted to let him have it but what can you do? I didn’t catch him in the act. And you can’t blame a dog for eating hot dogs when he finds them.”
RE: “About a month ago a good buddy of mine had 17 giant polish sausages in a cooler in the back of his pickup truck, along with his dog. On the way home the dog opened the cooler and ate all 17 sausages.
We got a good laugh out of it. He said, “oh, I really wanted to let him have it but what can you do? I didn’t catch him in the act. And you can’t blame a dog for eating hot dogs when he finds them.”
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Hilarious story — years ago a co-worker told tales of her family’s dog — he constantly tried to steal food and managed to jump off with an entire roast sitting out on counter. He got to the backyard with my friend chasing her. Finally he dropped the roast on the grass — woman grabbed roast, took it inside, washed it off and cooked it! No one cared!
That same dog was known to chew up sprinkler heads, even the metal ones! — and he loved M&Ms and though chocolate is BAD for dogs they would give him a few — he was fine.
Another dog, a boxer, belonged to a friend of mine. “Maisie” got hold of an entire box of chocolates at Christmas and wolfed them down. She was really lethargic as a result, but was deemed fine by the vet. Good times!