Will spiders kill bed bugs?
“Will spiders kill bed bugs?”
Yes, absolutely! And then to get rid of the spiders you need to introduce Chinese needle snakes...
“KENT
Our top story, the population of poisonous spiders has exploded, and local citizens couldn’t be happier! It seems the rapacious spiders have developed a taste for the common bed bug. For the first time, citizens need not fear getting eaten alive at night by walking disease-bags.
SKINNER
Well, I was wrong. The spiders are a godsend.
LISA
But isn’t that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we’re overrun by spiders?
SKINNER
No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They’ll wipe out the spiders.
LISA
But aren’t the snakes even worse?
SKINNER
Yes, but we’re prepared for that. We’ve lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
LISA
But then we’re stuck with gorillas!
SKINNER
No, that’s the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.”
LOL.
The bed bugs two worst predators are either the house centipede, or the masked hunter assassin bug....both of whose bites are far more painful to humans than are the bed bugs.