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Man Busted at Border Wearing Girdle Stuffed With Heroin
KTLA ^ | October 1, 2010

Posted on 10/02/2010 3:16:22 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A drug dog alerted on the man at a border crossing.

A man was stopped at the Mexican border wearing a girdle stuffed with heroin, according to customs officials.

The suspect was stopped while trying to walk into the U.S. at the San Ysidro Port of Entry on Wednesday.

A drug-sniffing dog alerted on the man, identified only as a 69-year-old Bell Gardens resident.

Two pounds of heroin were found stuffed in the waistband of a girdle the man was wearing.

The drugs were seized and the man was taken into custody.


TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: drugs; girdle; heroin; libertarians; medicalmarijuana; mexico

1 posted on 10/02/2010 3:16:27 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Not the sharpest crayon in the box.


2 posted on 10/02/2010 3:17:21 PM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannolis. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: nickcarraway

I thought heroin was supposed to make you skinny. Who needs a girdle?


3 posted on 10/02/2010 3:19:28 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (The liberal mantra: Never enough.)
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To: nickcarraway

If he was busted, did they check his brassiere?


4 posted on 10/02/2010 3:22:35 PM PDT by mikrofon (Man Boob)
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To: Winstons Julia

Meanwhile, he is taking a perfectly good girdle away from someone who might really need one!!


5 posted on 10/02/2010 3:27:26 PM PDT by GnuHere
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To: GnuHere

Whatever happened to using your orifices?


6 posted on 10/02/2010 3:28:30 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (The liberal mantra: Never enough.)
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To: Winstons Julia

Maybe that is SO 20th century. Like, it really sucks when one of those heroin condoms bursts and gives you a heart attack.


7 posted on 10/02/2010 3:32:06 PM PDT by GnuHere
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To: GnuHere

That’s why you DOUBLE wrap them!


8 posted on 10/02/2010 3:34:52 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (The liberal mantra: Never enough.)
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To: nickcarraway

It wasn’t his, he found the girdle on the sidewalk!


9 posted on 10/02/2010 3:36:35 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
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To: nickcarraway
A man was stopped at the Mexican border wearing a girdle stuffed with heroin, according to customs officials.

Barney Frank is on drugs??

10 posted on 10/02/2010 3:44:26 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Winstons Julia

So true. I guess something really sturdy like aluminum foil would be painful and problematic.


11 posted on 10/02/2010 3:45:21 PM PDT by GnuHere
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To: GnuHere

I think that’s for later...when you’ve passed it and you’re selling it on the street.


12 posted on 10/02/2010 3:47:12 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (The liberal mantra: Never enough.)
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To: nickcarraway

He started wearing the girdle after his wife found it in his glove box.


13 posted on 10/02/2010 3:54:09 PM PDT by Nachoman (Think of life as an adventure you don't survive.)
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To: Winstons Julia

Crack in the crack?


14 posted on 10/02/2010 4:15:26 PM PDT by irishtenor (Tag lines, they are not what they used to be...)
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To: nickcarraway
what's all this fuss about griddles?


15 posted on 10/02/2010 4:29:23 PM PDT by AndrewB (FUBO)
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