I’ve only been here 5 years. And if I dare smart-mouth Lazamataz at all; it is with the deepest respect.
That - and the fear that he will eat my children.
I still don’t understand. He wrote the rules here...
1. The Game has no rules.
2. This rule violates Rule # 1.
3. You are free to break the rules of the Game any time you want.
4. But since there are no rules, it is impossible to break the rules of the Game.
5. Never wear plaid.
6. A hangover should be a condition of excessive drinking, not something your belly does.
7. L33T sP33k Is Ph0r8Idd3n.
I don’t see a rule that says, “Thou shalt not smart-mouth Laz”.
Oh, and BTW... L33T sP33k.... Ur d01n 17 wr0n9...
I learned early on that Laz is some odd metaphysical creation, he is like some morphing miasma that can be anything at all befor he gets you.
Venetian Blinds fluttering for no reason?
That’s Laz.
Something in your closte jiggling the door handle all night?
That’s Laz.
Fogy road and there’s something with glowing eyes out there?
That’s Laz.
Something under the bed is drooling?
That’s not Laz, he doesn’t drool, call and eterminator.