Wow, internet tough-guy. You’ve never received a gift that you didn’t care for? I imagine, with your obvious tact and gracefulness, you wear the polyester reindeer sweaters and routinely change the water in your Jet Spa Foot Bath Plus, since you use it every day because your mom gave it to you. Geez. You must feel very superior....
Oh sure - I just wasn't an asshole about it.
And yes - I'm very superior to you...