[big'ol_freeper]

The Cincinnati Bungles will claw the Baltimore Ravings
The Dallas Cowpokes will lasso the Chicago Bearlies
The Philadelphia Beagles will do what every one does against the Detroit Kitties
The Atlanta Dirty Birds will pluck the Aridzone Buzzards
The Kansas City Thiefs will continue the misery in the Rock and Roll city over the Cleveland Clowns
The Green Bay Packers will stuff the Buffalo Billy Goats on the not so Frozen Tundra
The Tennessee Tithens will dance all over the Benless Pittsburgh Stoolers
The Carolina Punters will sneak by the Tampa Bay Pirates
The Minnesota Vicekings will make the Miami Guppies look like fishes out of water
The Oakland Traitors will sacrifice the St. Louis Lambs
The Denver Mules will shoot down the Seattle Seahags
The Houston Texians will be the only Texas team with a winning record against the Washington Deadskins
The New York Jests will sneak one in on the New England Patriots
The San Diego Charburgers will barbecue the Jacksonville Jagwurts
The Indianapolis Phillies will make an aerial circus out of the New York Manning Lites defense
The New Orleans Cain'ts will stroll by the San Francisco 69ers

[secondamendmentkid]

Most of them were cute, but the San Francisco 69ers took the prize.

[Bender2]

Gadzooks, big! Am I repeating... myself with these picks just off the top of my antenna:

Baltimore's Dirty Byrds will whip up on Cincy & the Ocho Bros

The Lions will surprise the Iggles

Atlanta will bounce back and kick the sand out of Arid Zona

Cleveland's Brown Stains will beat my Old Dallas Texan in their KC uniforms

Green Bay will feat on Buffalo’s Wings

Tennessee will beat the Stoolers

Carolina will whack the Have a Tampa Bays

The Phins will make Brett and His Viqueens 0 and 2 this year

Oakland will rape and plunder the Rams

Denver will take the Seahags

Allegra's Texicans will show how Texas teams are supposed to treat them Godless Deadskins

The Patty Cakes will give them Jersey Jets a New England taste of losing

The Bolts will get back to winning over the Jags

The Ain’ts will smack down the 49ers

Manning Heavy will cold cock Manning Lite

Finally, my Boys will take the Da out of De Bears

As for today, I am not feeling up to snuff... but hopefully a Dallas win and lots of beer will get me back on track!

[Allegra]

The Houston Texians will be the only Texas team with a winning record against the Washington Deadskins

I like it. :-D

And I'm really interested in next week's game.

I can see no reason why AFN would not show that one.

[trisham]

Love the gif. :)