myself with these picks just off the top of my antenna:Baltimore's Dirty Byrds will whip up on Cincy & the Ocho Bros
The Lions will surprise the Iggles
Atlanta will bounce back and kick the sand out of Arid Zona
Cleveland's Brown Stains will beat my Old Dallas Texan in their KC uniforms
Green Bay will feat on Buffalo’s Wings
Tennessee will beat the Stoolers
Carolina will whack the Have a Tampa Bays
The Phins will make Brett and His Viqueens 0 and 2 this year
Oakland will rape and plunder the Rams
Denver will take the Seahags
Allegra's Texicans will show how Texas teams are supposed to treat them Godless Deadskins
The Patty Cakes will give them Jersey Jets a New England taste of losing
The Bolts will get back to winning over the Jags
The Ain’ts will smack down the 49ers
Manning Heavy will cold cock Manning Lite
Finally, my Boys will take the Da out of De Bears
As for today, I am not feeling up to snuff... 
but hopefully a Dallas win and lots of beer will get me back on track!
Bender Bucks. Can anything be more American than Hollywood, Guns, Smoking and ME?