Arson complaint investigated (wife burned his boat, go-kart and Jacuzzi for watching J-Lo movie)

Santa Rosa Press Gazette ^ | September 07, 2010 12:16 PM | MATHEW PELLEGRINO

[jessduntno]

“I used to drive a bumper car until I quit drinking.”

I might have driven one at 12-14 ... but I liked cars, so ......

[353FMG]

Is that U, J-Lo?

[Osage Orange]

Surely there was something other to burn than the Jacuzzi.

I mean..they aren't easy to torch.

Be like someone trying to burn my pond.........

[a fool in paradise]

Well, there was the Lake Erie fire...

[Bob]

How do you burn a hot tub? Isn’t that like burning a giant cup of coffee?

If it was empty and she poured in some gasoline, I can see how it could work.

[Niuhuru]

Give JLO’s ‘history’ with men, I am sure that she would ned up burning not just your boat and I think the burning would require a visit to the doctor.

[Dumpster Baby]

This makes me as sad as listening to train horns in the rain at night with my one eyed dog after the divorce for drinking too much at the honky tonk where I played the blues on an old busted guitar I got from my pappy before he was hanged.

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

OK, on one hand you have a wife who has good taste in movies. On the other, she has less temper control than is acceptable in a woman who isn’t, well, JLo.

I think there is irony in there somewhere.

[a fool in paradise]

They were both watching the movie (perhaps she put it on) and then an argument broke out (she probably asked one of those questions like “Do you think she’s prettier than me?”).

[dblshot]

This makes me as sad as listening to train horns in the rain at night with my one eyed dog after the divorce for drinking too much at the honky tonk where I played the blues on an old busted guitar I got from my pappy before he was hanged.
Pretty good, you got trains and rain but you left out mama and trucks.

[LearnsFromMistakes]

Wasn’t JLo the wife in a movie about a husband that beat her, and she took up self defense, and then when he came back, she beat him to death? or some such?

[Howudoing]

Anyone married to that deserves to watch a jlo movie

[Howudoing]

She kind of looks like Tammy on a good day

[Grams A]

Stupid woman - what you do is take them all to one of the local shopping centers on the weekend, put for sale signs on them all, then take the money and go shopping!

[Slings and Arrows]

The punishment for watching a J-Lo movie is that you watch a J-Lo movie.

[Enchante]

"Anyone watching a jolo movie deserves to have their go-kart and hot tub vandalized"

harsh!! don't you think that watching a J-Lo movie is already punishment enough??

[Enchante]

oops, LOL, this was a GMTA

[Slings and Arrows]

*grin*

[from occupied ga]

don't you think that watching a J-Lo movie is already punishment enough??

I hadn't thought of that.