Gemma Arterton says she is treated as a 'piece of a**' by Hollywood

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[GSP.FAN]

Talking about Inez deserves a pic

[gundog]

Tuck it in where?

I'd say your options are pretty limited. There's also a chance she's just got 'em on inside-out, in which case, you'd need to remove them and reverse them.

[GeronL]

That is how Hollywood treats all girls and society is following suit

[Dr. Ursus]

How many Mexicans care about American football and Mark
Sanchez? She can take her fat rear end and fake breasts back
to the olde country!

[The Comedian]

Isn't this usually the whine before the singing career attempt?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[gthog61]

I am sure a 24 year old tart has Hollyweird all figured out and knows exactly what to do to make it all better.

This chick’s normal 5 year shelf life might be reduced to 3 if she doesn’t shut up.

[Perdogg]

I know how she feels. At work, I feel like the women are constantly checking out my body.

[Perdogg]

It would be a Guinea today (£1.05).

[Chances Are]

Hey! I hear you!

When, in younger days, I subscribed to Playboy magazine, I did so solely so I could read the excellent articles therein!

I also sometimes perused the advertisements in search of accouterments necessary for sustainability in leading the “good life”.

That was it!

CA....

[GeronL]

That will never happen to me. Or if it did, I’d never be interested in whoever did that to me. lol.

[lentulusgracchus]

Well, dear ..... are you?

[TigersEye]

She can take her fat rear end and fake breasts back to the olde country!

Please inform Miss Sainz that I just renamed my place The Olde Country. ;^)

[GSP.FAN]

I do not care about American football,i do not know who Mark Sanchez is but i do know that is one fabulous A##....;>)

[kbennkc]

Denim spray paint?

[ConservativeWarrior]

A man comes to work Monday morning with 2 black eyes.

His friend asks what happened. “I went to church,” was the reply.

“I was kneeling there saying my prayers, and I noticed a woman ahead of me wearing a beatiful Spring dress. As she knelt and prayed, she was completely unaware that the dress had become wedged between her buttocks.”

“How embarrassing for her. Did you say something?”

“No. I didn’t want to make a scene. So as inconspicuously as possible, I leaned forward, grasped the lower section of her skirt, and gave a quick little tug to free the trapped material.

“When she turned around, I gave her a friendly smile and a nod. She slugged me! Then, without so much as a ‘thanks’, went back to her praying.”

“Wow! That explains one black eye. How’d you get the other?”

“Well, she got so upset when I fixed her dress, I figured she must have enjoyed wearing it that way. I put it back.”

[GSP.FAN]

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”

Pelosi replied, “I seriously doubt that ~ with one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!

[GSP.FAN]

Denim spray paint, nope...
Proof that God exists, yes...

[greatplains]

Oh, no, please, not that!!!

[Arm_Bears]

Must be a touch typist—She sure as heck can’t see the keyboard.