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Captain Wiener busts couple for public sex romp
Sun Sentinel ^ | September 7, 2010 | By Barbara Hijek

Posted on 09/15/2010 2:03:11 PM PDT by a fool in paradise

Edited on 09/15/2010 2:05:19 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Matthew Rayfield and Diane Orosz were having sex last Tuesday afternoon behind a vacant house in Pompano Beach, and since the rear of the property was adjacent to the Intracoastal Waterway,

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: captainweiner; crime; floriduh; napl; publicsex
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To: goseminoles; Salamander
Did Lieutenant Vagina provide back up?

We're still waiting for word from Major Woody.

It seems that Private Parts my have overstepped a bit..

Since there was a maritime aspect to the case, Seaman Stains is being consulted.

21 posted on 09/15/2010 2:43:00 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: goseminoles
Did Lieutenant Vagina provide back up?


22 posted on 09/15/2010 2:43:56 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: humblegunner

LOL!!!! What about Corporal Punishment?


23 posted on 09/15/2010 2:46:02 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: lurk
Here's their kid.


24 posted on 09/15/2010 2:46:12 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: lurk

25 posted on 09/15/2010 2:48:49 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: a fool in paradise

Man, that there’s funny!


26 posted on 09/15/2010 2:48:59 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Howudoing

Funny thread ping.


27 posted on 09/15/2010 2:51:22 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: goseminoles
What about Corporal Punishment?

He has been reassigned to General Faggotry's staff.

We don't hear much from him anymore.

28 posted on 09/15/2010 2:51:23 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: a fool in paradise

Oh God, I think I just threw up a little bit!


29 posted on 09/15/2010 2:51:44 PM PDT by Howudoing
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To: humblegunner

Is he under the direct command of Admiral Aspergers?


30 posted on 09/15/2010 2:54:25 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: goseminoles

Ass burgers?


31 posted on 09/15/2010 2:59:54 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Howudoing

Howdy, N00bie!

How you doing so far?

Welcome home!


32 posted on 09/15/2010 3:01:04 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: humblegunner

“Ass burgers?”

Yeah. I rather be called autistic....


33 posted on 09/15/2010 3:02:17 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Howudoing

“Oh God, I think I just threw up a little bit!”

JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED UNTIL YOU GET TO THE BATHROOM - THE CARPET WAS JUST SHAMPOOED!!!!!!!!


34 posted on 09/15/2010 3:04:40 PM PDT by paterfamilias
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To: a fool in paradise

Sex on the Beach - recipe
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink583.html


35 posted on 09/15/2010 3:06:11 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...

Gives new meaning to the expression "bumping uglies."



36 posted on 09/15/2010 3:06:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

Both, GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY... as hell!

(BTW...Which one is the ‘woman’?)


37 posted on 09/15/2010 3:11:47 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: paterfamilias

Too late!!!!!!!


38 posted on 09/15/2010 3:12:41 PM PDT by Howudoing
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To: KoRn

Don’t know - we’re still waiting for the DNA tests.


39 posted on 09/15/2010 3:14:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: humblegunner

General Disgust was certainly involved.


40 posted on 09/15/2010 3:45:02 PM PDT by Eaker (Pablo is very wily)
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