To: nickcarraway
"and I gaffed the leg and put it in a bucket that we had on board and told the guys that the fishing trip was off."So many things wrong with that sentence.
2 posted on
09/15/2010 1:21:40 PM PDT by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: nickcarraway
3 posted on
09/15/2010 1:36:02 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: nickcarraway
The shark was caught on September 4 by three friends out fishing at sea....."Out popped a leg from the knee down and and you know I was hysterical I ran,"...on water?
4 posted on
09/15/2010 1:38:06 PM PDT by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: nickcarraway
[Body Parts found in Shark...]\
Rove?
Krauthammer?
5 posted on
09/15/2010 1:40:06 PM PDT by
RetSignman
(When muslim rabid dogs are at your throat...petting them won't save you.)
To: nickcarraway
“but they said Newton and a friend jumped into the water to try to swim back to shore.”
Uhhhh.... Was this guy like a Mark Spitz like swimmer? Me?...I stay on a stable, safe, boat until help arrives or the beers gone. Then I stay longer....The ocean is bad azz.
6 posted on
09/15/2010 1:55:27 PM PDT by
oust the louse
(When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.)
To: nickcarraway
The beach got its name after one of the "Jaws" movies was filmed there.
Jaws - the scariest horror movie ever made - because it's true!
8 posted on
09/15/2010 2:03:53 PM PDT by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: nickcarraway
” came back, and I gaffed the leg and put it in a bucket that we had on board and told the guys that the fishing trip was off.””
What a wuss. That’s wasting obviously good bait. I mean, LOOK AT WHAT IT CAUGHT!
10 posted on
09/15/2010 2:09:14 PM PDT by
TheThirdRuffian
(Nothing to see here. Move along.)
To: nickcarraway
That would be the end of my fishing trip too. Probably the end of my swimming as well.
11 posted on
09/15/2010 2:14:51 PM PDT by
Ditter
To: nickcarraway; AdmSmith; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; bigheadfred; blueyon; ...
Assistant police commissioner Hulan Hanna
wth?
the body appears to be that of Judson Newton... Investment banker Humphrey Simmons said his friend shot the shark and it regurgitated something... Newton was on a boating trip with friends off Jaws Beach on New Providence Island on August 29 when his boat encountered engine trouble. Rescuers found three men aboard the boat, but they said Newton and a friend jumped into the water to try to swim back to shore. No one ever saw Newton or the friend again. Bahamian officials said they are unsure if Newton was alive when he was eaten.
Sounds like Newton wasn't a sharp cookie.
13 posted on
09/15/2010 7:05:15 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(Democratic Underground... matters are worse, as their latest fund drive has come up short...)
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