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To top it off, the perp's name is George Bush. This is a pretty bizarre story.
1 posted on 09/15/2010 6:16:05 AM PDT by shove_it
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To: shove_it
"the car he was driving had been loaned to him by an associate in Lake County"

Karl Rove, at it again.

2 posted on 09/15/2010 6:19:55 AM PDT by hometoroost (Somewhere a community is missing its cruise director)
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To: shove_it

Bush’s Fault!


3 posted on 09/15/2010 6:22:25 AM PDT by nkycincinnatikid
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To: Slings and Arrows
I would've pinged you on the title alone,
but it gets better- for once it really was George Bush's fault!
4 posted on 09/15/2010 6:22:35 AM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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To: shove_it

I don’t want to spoil it by actually reading the story, but your headline is hilarious (that the one-legged guy escaped “on foot”). LOL!!!!!


5 posted on 09/15/2010 6:22:37 AM PDT by Joann37
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To: shove_it
....but the driver suddenly bolted in an enclosed neighborhood where it appeared a chase ensued.

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7 posted on 09/15/2010 6:25:27 AM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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To: shove_it; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
A man with one leg named George Bush.

What was the name of his other leg?

8 posted on 09/15/2010 6:26:59 AM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: shove_it
Get Tommy Lee Jones. "We have a Fugitive on the run hobble."
14 posted on 09/15/2010 6:38:13 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Even the earth is bipolar.)
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To: shove_it; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns; martin_fierro
deputies drove the other way and we're not able to see the actual crash or the driver. . . .

No, we're not.

15 posted on 09/15/2010 6:38:27 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Apostrophe catastrophe.)
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To: shove_it

Trouble was, he’d never driven a standard before.


16 posted on 09/15/2010 6:38:36 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: shove_it; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns; martin_fierro
two deputy cruisers tired to pull the vehicle over.. . . .

Does anybody proofread these things???

18 posted on 09/15/2010 6:42:11 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Re-tired.)
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To: shove_it

I don’t think it was George Bush. Perhaps his brother Neil?

http://www.google.com/gwt/x?q=neil+bush&ei=OMuQTMDDKJmeM96XrqQB&ved=0CAgQFjAA&hl=en&source=m&rd=1&u=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Bush


19 posted on 09/15/2010 6:44:19 AM PDT by goseminoles
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Deputies searched for the driver on horseback. . . .

A Bush on one leg is worth two on horseback.

20 posted on 09/15/2010 6:45:52 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bush leg.)
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To: shove_it; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns; martin_fierro
Hopefully the one-legged driver is unarmed.

(What do you call a guy with no arms and. . . .)

22 posted on 09/15/2010 6:51:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (George "Walker" Bush.)
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To: shove_it

I saw a one-legged man blow right through this stop sign. I'm innocent!

24 posted on 09/15/2010 7:03:51 AM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: shove_it

Of course he escaped on foot.

Any chance he could escape on *feet*?


26 posted on 09/15/2010 7:15:18 AM PDT by earlJam
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To: shove_it
Tuesday afternoon, deputies said the driver is George Bush.....Deputies also said Bush only has one leg.

....and he goes by the nickname of "Lucky".

29 posted on 09/15/2010 7:42:16 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; When a wicked man rules, the people groan.)
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31 posted on 09/15/2010 8:42:15 AM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: shove_it

He was on his way to an @$$-kicking contest.


33 posted on 09/15/2010 11:12:44 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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