[Homer_J_Simpson]

Notably missing is the University of Chicago, where atheist jerk president Maynard Hutchins had abolished football in 1939.

I remember seeing U. of Chi. on the schedule last year. They lack a football program to this day, don't they? I didn't know that was where Amos Alonzo Stagg coached. The only thing I knew about their football team was that Elmer Gantry starred there years earlier. I believe he was an end.

[Cheburashka]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Maroons_football