LOL. He actually did. He went out on the patio and started smoking cigarettes - which gave me a GREAT marketing idea that maybe some of our militant smokers could fund: Cigarettes rolled from Koran pages. It would be a fun and self-destructive way for smokers to express their feelings about islamofacists.
Some lawyer from Australia has already done that, comparing Bible pages to Koran pages with grass clippings. It’s on youtube and yes, he was fired.