
No seat belts.

SkyRider will introduce their new OrgasmaSeat during an upcoming conference
(Did I say that out loud?)
My computer chair is broken. The tilt adjustment for the seat died a nasty death a couple of years ago...so basically, when I lean forward, my seat is in the same attitude as that one. It is very uncomfortable(but I am too cheap to spend money on a fully functional seat), as you are constantly supporting your weight with your legs. I don’t think this is going to end well.
Why not just have a industrial strength closet rod running the length of the plane, and we can wear special harnesses and be stored like clothing.

Will those cushions serve as a “floatation device”?
The lady in that picture looks like she’s thinking, “Really? Are you serious about this?”
Put that babe in the rear seat and see how comfortable she looks !
Hell, why have seats at all ? Just layer ‘em up from the floor, just like sardines. Tough if you’re on the bottom, but hey, “People playing football, or wrestling or having group sex do this, and they’re comfortable !”
Sheesh !
Cross country driving looks better every day.