[Viking2002]

My wife is a manager for a large retail car parts company and gets the oil and filters at a discount, and I do my own changes, so it comes out to about $50-$60 a year. All I need is a box-end wrench, the filter wrench, and a container to drain the oil in. She can even take the container to work in the truck and recycle it, so no used oil gets drained into the sewer (OK, I am a little 'green' around the edges, as any outdoorsman and classic conservationist should be). Mine is not the perfect life nor the perfect marriage, but it has it's occasional perks.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[Navy Patriot]

OK, I am a little 'green' around the edges,

Not really, if you recycle motor oil properly, (I have been doing so since 1960).

Liberals are the wasters, conservatives simply don't waste, (it is less productive, and conservatives are producers), and recycled oil is useful.

Also, you will be the perfect conservative if you can get your wife to do the oil changes.