Will be interesting to see if the Browns can pick up where they left off last year ... I think they won their last 4.
Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?
Bendy and I... 
ARE!!!!
It is way too early to pick who my Boys... 
will beat up on in February, so let's get to what will happend this first week of NFL action:
Gadzooks, sports fans, it is time for some picks! And time... 
for One Arm to be getting our picks down for posterity.
To get things started Thursday night, Dem Saints will make Brett... 
regret ever coming back as the Viqueens find themselves 0-1 the first night of the season.
Then come Sunday, Manning Lite... 
and his Jersey Jints will lose their first game in their new stadium, Da Jimmy Hoffa Memorial Stadium. Carolina will win going away.
Since Big Ben has four weeks off at his gal-pal's... 
beck and call, Atlanta's Byrds will poop all over the Stoolers
Even with an abnormal brain... 
one can see Colt McCoy coming off the bench to lead the Brown Stains to a victory over Have A Tampa Bay
I wondered who President Ford would pick... 
and I feel certain he would go with Jacksonville over Denver even if Tebow magic is called upon
Allegra reveals her new Cheerleader costume from Baghdad... 
and it distracts Manning Heavy and his Dolts enough for her beloved Texicans to start the season 1-0
Buffalo wishes they could out fly a loss to Miami... 
but the Phins will get the last laugh and... 
taste--
Da Troit... 
at Da Bears???? Da Bears of course!
The Raiders at Tennessee? Even Bubble-headed Anchor-babes... 
know the Titans will win hands down.
Ocho Uno... 
plus Ocho Cinco... 
adds up to big's New England Pattycakes 1-0, Cincy 0-1
Kurtless Arid Zona is not the same old wrecking crew yet they will be wolves... 
sheering the Rams and new Quartersheppard 'Sam the Man' Bradford!
Mike Singletary's antics have inspired even San Frans' Gnomes... 
and they will cheer on the 49ers to a victory over the Seahags
The cheese will be cut big time... 
at big's house as his Packer Wackers beat the Iggles, showing why they are a poorer team without Donovan--
There will be dancing in Meadowlands Duce... 
as the Jets smack down Baltimore's Dirty Byrds
My old Dallas Texans will not fair well in their KC Chief uniforms... 
'cause San Diego's Bolts will burn them to a crisp
And speaking of old Donovan McNabb, his changing to Deadskin Colored Slippers... 
will not help him against my Boys. The Cowboys will put the Deadskins back in their graves without breaking a sweat!
Now y'all understand, "True Men" still stands... 
by my Fearless NFL Picks!
Now, as my halftime chum, Seizeher says, "Let the games begin... 
if the pizza is hot!"
I thought the colts had a by this weekend. Are they playing the buffalo today?
And are the bengals playing at the Patriots home? I loved your intro but guess I am so old now I need to see a list. LOL!
Ocho Cinco & TO AWOL on a 1 sec left Hail Mary play. Controversy galore.