[dagogo redux]

I believe there may be some shovel-ready jobs coming up soon tending the 200 Koran fire. Might be rakes, though, not shovels.

[Gargantua]

Tell Petraeus that those silly diaper-heads want to kill our troops already. Just like in the movie, "Seargent York," where Jimmy Stewart does that turkey call to get the krauts to peek up out of the trench so he can pick 'em off, that's what this Qur'an burning will do.

When they poke their diaper-heads up to get our soldiers because we burned this literary toilet paper, tell the troops to be ready, and just pick 'em off one at a time!

I don't know why we didn't try this sooner.

:-)