lol....
Cowards like you are always good for a laugh!
Listen up, people, Bacon Dogs are the future! Made a couple dozen for family and friends tonight, and, man, there is no end to how you can customize. We'd made a 5-layer bean dip that :::: the refried beans, queso, guac, sour cream, salsa ranchero and japs::: brought it all home.
I highly recommend this for BBQ tomorrow and BBQ Monday.
The only thing I didn't do was secure the bacon to the dog with toothpicks and also recommend using big fat dogs and thin bacon, not the other way around.