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Roller Derby Name - utter vanity
me | 9/2/10 | me

Posted on 09/02/2010 4:31:51 PM PDT by Xenalyte

Soooo I have recently started training with my local roller derby team, and I hope to pass the assessment and get picked up for the roster by next year.

Should that happen, I will need an epic awesome roller derby girl name. And I'm comin' up snake-eyes, so I figured I'd come to the funniest brain trust there is.

Criteria: the punnier, the better. Some examples of actual already-in-use names:

Ann Archy Felony Griffith Melicious Lusty Nails Fleetwood Smack Wreck Tangle

Sexy is good. Fierce is good. If we could work something conservative into it, that would be EPIC.


TOPICS: Hobbies; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: rollerderby
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Help a sister out, would y'all?
1 posted on 09/02/2010 4:31:56 PM PDT by Xenalyte
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To: humblegunner; Hegewisch Dupa; Lazamataz; Allegra; Eaker; TheMom

Paging my favorite creative miscreants!


2 posted on 09/02/2010 4:33:14 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Yes, Chef! (Pablo is very wily.))
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To: Xenalyte

Annie Maul


3 posted on 09/02/2010 4:34:31 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (TV News is an oxymoron. MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: Xenalyte

Hmmm that’s a tough one.... they always have great names....

How about the Grim Freeper?? LOL


4 posted on 09/02/2010 4:34:45 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: Xenalyte

This thread gave me a good excuse to post this.

5 posted on 09/02/2010 4:35:17 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Xenalyte

Ivana Thumper


6 posted on 09/02/2010 4:35:25 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (TV News is an oxymoron. MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: Xenalyte

Cybil War?


7 posted on 09/02/2010 4:37:11 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (3(0|\|0/\/\1($ 101: (4P174L1$/\/\ R3QU1r3$ (4P174L. Could it be any more simple?)
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To: Xenalyte

Ann Coulter


8 posted on 09/02/2010 4:37:11 PM PDT by Drango (NO-vember is payback for April 15th)
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To: Xenalyte

Rhonda Raygun


9 posted on 09/02/2010 4:37:22 PM PDT by daku
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To: Xenalyte

Freeper Frankenstien (in memory of Forrest)


10 posted on 09/02/2010 4:37:49 PM PDT by cld51860
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To: Xenalyte

... you should post a picture of yourself to help the us come up with something appropriate.


11 posted on 09/02/2010 4:38:29 PM PDT by ChiefJayStrongbow
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To: Xenalyte

Looked at your bio page.

Swordswoop


12 posted on 09/02/2010 4:38:30 PM PDT by DBrow
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To: Keith in Iowa

Annie Maul - already taken, dagnabit!


13 posted on 09/02/2010 4:40:07 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Yes, Chef! (Pablo is very wily.))
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To: Xenalyte

How about “Paris Hittin”?


14 posted on 09/02/2010 4:40:35 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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Nass T Patriot


15 posted on 09/02/2010 4:40:37 PM PDT by BufordP (Once a Marine - always a Marine ... Until Jack Murtha.)
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To: Xenalyte

Ima Stompya


16 posted on 09/02/2010 4:41:03 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Xenalyte
did i fall asleep and wake up in 1950?

Anyway, better watch out!

And this...

17 posted on 09/02/2010 4:41:06 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (peace is a spoil of war.)
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To: Xenalyte

Full Metal Jackie

Kelly Ripya

Faith Kill


18 posted on 09/02/2010 4:41:12 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: Xenalyte

You WOULD ask me this right when Jane and the Dragon comes on.

Hannah Wrecktana
Miley Die-Rus
Princess Die
Mary, Queen of Shots
Sarah ImPalin


19 posted on 09/02/2010 4:41:19 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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Beatrix Kiddo would be good (if it weren’t already taken)

How about Kiddo McBride?


20 posted on 09/02/2010 4:41:31 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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