Posted on 09/02/2010 4:31:51 PM PDT by Xenalyte
Soooo I have recently started training with my local roller derby team, and I hope to pass the assessment and get picked up for the roster by next year.
Should that happen, I will need an epic awesome roller derby girl name. And I'm comin' up snake-eyes, so I figured I'd come to the funniest brain trust there is.
Criteria: the punnier, the better. Some examples of actual already-in-use names:
Ann Archy Felony Griffith Melicious Lusty Nails Fleetwood Smack Wreck Tangle
Sexy is good. Fierce is good. If we could work something conservative into it, that would be EPIC.
I been trying to work an elbow in here all night LoL
Carrie Underwear.
Kay Os
Kiowa Jane ( ok, well, thats Red Dog’s actuall name; she can track a hog, and she ain’t sceered of nothin’...’cept for thunderstorms,lol)
Holly Rollo
Rhondo Vincent
Molly McWheels
Ginger Snapyourneck
Reba Smashintyre
Gov. Bruiser
Missy Hipcheck
Ivanna Knockudown
Sandra Bullpup
Princess Cya
Marge The Barge
Hope Thishurts
HeartBreak Bridget
Venus de Pile-on
Rockin Knockin
Xena Smite
...
***Cybil War***
It would sound great if they could announce you as...
The Revolution Solution CYBYLLLLL WARRRR.
Sue Premici
Elle Minator
Marge the barge?
LoL! something tells me that one is out. LoL
I am insanely disappointed to report that Margaret Thrasher is already in use in NYC.
I like Reba Smashintyre
Me and you both. I wasn’t kidding when I said I knew that would be my acme (NOT in the Wile E. Coyote sense) moment here at FR....
Patricia Riot
Tyra Banked.
Please disregard the Marge...
I’m gonna get shot I suspect...
LoL!
EXcellent!
Mama Grizzly.
Or Rebar Smackintyre...
Faith Kill
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