[EQAndyBuzz]

I think Martha Stewart is a hottie. Not a Helen Thomas hottie, but more of a Sandra Bernhardt hottie.

[nascarnation]

I could love Martha’s investment account.
Her face not so much........

[Colonel Blimp]

I remember a couple years back (early 2007?), after she got out of the calaboose, Martha devoted an entire episode of her TV show to “BYOB.”

That’s “Bring Your Own Bulldog.” The studio audience must have brought about 70 English and French bullies.

Martha’s guests included Handsome Dan, Yale’s bulldog mascot, along with a spectacular performance from Tyson the skateboarding bulldog from California. Tyson’s owner swears the dog picked up the skateboard and taught himself.

So much for the image of bulldogs as dumb couch potatoes.

I’ve never been much of a Martha Stewart fan. But after that show, I swear I could forgive her anything. Especially that little business about lying to a fed. In today’s political climate, that’s almost like an act of patriotism.