Fox Sports: (Russian) Racers brave rapids on sex dolls

Fox Sports ^ | Updated Aug 31, 2010 5:21 PM ET | no byline

[paulycy]

Mount up.

[TheRobb7]

All the girls all get prettier at closin’ time
They all begin to look like movie stars
All the girls all get prettier at closin’ time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on ev’ry face
Of the fallen angels of the back street bars

[ErnBatavia]

When I was young and wild, I ran with three couples who were all happily married, and they "worried" about me since I didn't yet have a wife to even things out.

So - one birfday, the three wives went out by themselves to a 'toy store' and bought me PEACHES -- an inflatable doll. They were real troopers, because it as a hoot hearing the tales of the purchase experience.

Peaches became quite a regular at parties and gatherings for a year or so until she stopped inflating.

The wives were creative -- if the timing might be right (or wrong), they'd fix her up with a little catsup. I plead innocent.

[Slings and Arrows]

So far, so good.

[TheOldLady]

Keeping my fingers crossed.

[visualops]

oh please tell me that’s photoshop