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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; KansasGirl
The Way They Nurse (with apologies - or maybe not - to Barbra Streissssand)

Mammaries, from the corners of the store
Bulging and lactating mammaries of the way they nurse.
Cell phone pictures of the breasts they left exposed
breasts they showed to one another
for the way they nurse.
Can it be that they were all so arrogant
or were they just so misunderstood?
If they flopped them out for all the world to see
tell me who would, want to?

Mammaries, may be beautiful and yet
those too homely and obnoxious
are those who choose to project
So it's the heiphers we will remember
whenever we remember
the way they nurse.

21 posted on 09/01/2010 12:08:34 PM PDT by VRWCmember (Jesus called us to be Salt and Light, not Vinegar and Water.)
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To: VRWCmember

OMG that is hilarious! Did you write that?


22 posted on 09/01/2010 12:18:15 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (I'd rather drink Tea than Koolaid)
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To: doug from upland

song parody ping


25 posted on 09/01/2010 12:39:11 PM PDT by VRWCmember (Jesus called us to be Salt and Light, not Vinegar and Water.)
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