[Slings and Arrows]

I had the same thing happen to me at the Waffle House: When they asked me how I wanted my hash browns, I told them "Like my women - smothered and covered."

[TheOldLady]

So how far do you have to drive to get to the next-closest Waffle House?

-- OR --

Did you get banned from all of them?

[glock rocks]

I saw some terrific knockers at Lowes. I didn’t say anything at the time.