[MarineBrat]

"He would want to have sex every night and twice on the weekend," she said.

That's all? What about mornings? If he's normal and she's hot then that's the normal state of affairs.

[achilles2000]

Harmon was 82 when she married him.

[guitarplayer1953]

I was going to say back in the day once a day and twice on sunday was the norm. It like the new modern adage is there sex after marriage. I told my wife of 20 years the other day that I had become bi sexual and she said what? I said yea I might get sex twice a year once on her birthday and maybe Christmas.....ba da umpa

[Loud Mime]

Old Swedish man comes into the doctor, complains about his PP

“Well, let’s have a look it” says the Doctor, who then looks at Sven’s PP. “My Gawd, it’s all red and raw...how much do you and your wife “do it?”.

“Well,” begins Sven, “I wake up in the morning and I yump, her. Before I go to work, I yump her again. At Lunch I come home and yump her. I come back from work and yump her. Before dinner I yump her again, after dinner I yump her. AND, I yump her again when we go to bed.”

The doctor looks at Sven “It seems that you and your wife are doing it too much.”

“Oh,” says Sven, “you don’t think it’s all the yerking off in between?”

[Hoosier-Daddy]

Exactly! WTF? He’s a guy, for goodness sake...