Posted on 08/23/2010 9:26:34 PM PDT by tlb
his ex-wife, Sandra Harmon, an author on relationship counseling, says he made her life hell.
Harmon penned his recently released memoir, "The Man Behind the Nose: Larry Bozo Harmon,".
But Sandra's own upcoming memoir, "Sleeping with Bozo and Other Clowns," will depict him as a pathological liar and cheater.
"He lied about everything," Sandra told us. "If he ate two steaks, he said, 'I ate seven.' "
Sandra was Larry's second of four wives and his mistress during his first marriage. Larry was sex crazed, she says. "He would want to have sex every night and twice on the weekend," she said. "He said I owed it to him." Their marriage lasted less than three years when Sandra caught him sleeping with his secretary.
Sandra says the bizarre tales in his book are lies but impossible to disprove because the people involved are dead.
"Whatever he did, he would take it and jumble it up. He was relentless."
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Old Swedish man comes into the doctor, complains about his PP
“Well, let’s have a look it” says the Doctor, who then looks at Sven’s PP. “My Gawd, it’s all red and raw...how much do you and your wife “do it?”.
“Well,” begins Sven, “I wake up in the morning and I yump, her. Before I go to work, I yump her again. At Lunch I come home and yump her. I come back from work and yump her. Before dinner I yump her again, after dinner I yump her. AND, I yump her again when we go to bed.”
The doctor looks at Sven “It seems that you and your wife are doing it too much.”
“Oh,” says Sven, “you don’t think it’s all the yerking off in between?”
Exactly! WTF? He’s a guy, for goodness sake...
“Larry was sex crazed, she says. “He would want to have sex every night and twice on the weekend,”
Is this a joke? I’m no femme fatal, but I don’t see that as being sex crazed.
Tiger Woods, Eliot Spitzer, Bill Clinton, that’s more my idea of sex crazed.
Don’t forget John Edwards.
Please.... Not Bozo....
(I did always think clowns were a little kinky though.)
“You’re stuck on some clown from the sixties, man!”
Say what you will, at least he didn't stoop to being a mime.
Sandra caught him doing it on the trapeze with the bearded fat lady.
The clown said to the bartender, “My wife laughs at
me when we`re having sex.”
The bartender replied, “ Why don`t you take off your
clown outfit before you do it?
The clown said, “I do.”
I don't want anything to do with people that purposely cover their faces with paint.
I’m rolling old school with Art.
Noory’s okay. But not that wanker Punnett.
The only good clown is a dead clown.
"Yeahhh..."
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