The police officer had an interesting day. After the goat incident, the next person he pulled over had six chickens in his car, but they were given a warning and told to give three of the chickens to the county.
The police wrote on his report at the end of the day that the county had gotten “money for mutton and the chicks for free.”
Sorry...that was awful...
Mutton ping.
JERRY: Hey, salad's got nothin' on this mutton.
HOLLY: That is so funny. Did you just make that up?
JERRY: I wish I could take credit for it. It's actually the line my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat.
But VERY inventive! :-)
But VERY inventive! :-)