I thought the headline was “Comic Leno to probe for dark matter” and assumed Leno was having Chris Rock and Bill Cosby on as guests...
How come dark matter and energy are always “out there”?
If someone from a far galaxy is looking at us, would they
say that we are composed mostly of dark energy also? We
should start looking for dark energy right here!
It would be a relief for older folks to know that dark energy is
the reason why they lose things!