To: TornadoAlley3
...legs that can stop traffic.
2 posted on
08/19/2010 4:59:20 AM PDT by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: TornadoAlley3
And nary a photographers in sight!
3 posted on
08/19/2010 5:03:52 AM PDT by
Mind-numbed Robot
(Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government)
To: TornadoAlley3
Will someone sue the ladies? Sue the shorts manufacturers? Sue General Motors?
C'mon! Someone has to file a lawsuit. This is America!
To: TornadoAlley3
Something's fishy ...no cell phone photos?
5 posted on
08/19/2010 5:09:46 AM PDT by
Daffynition
("Life Imitates Bacon, but Bacon does not imitate Life. Bacon IS life." ~paulycy)
To: TornadoAlley3
6 posted on
08/19/2010 5:11:18 AM PDT by
caver
(Obama: Home of the Whopper)
To: TornadoAlley3
Must I be the first to say, TTIWWP.
7 posted on
08/19/2010 5:12:21 AM PDT by
ichabod1
(Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord Is With Thee...)
To: TornadoAlley3
I must admit, I did rear end someone once, whilst checking out the derriere of a young beauty walking down the sidewalk.
8 posted on
08/19/2010 5:13:41 AM PDT by
ichabod1
(Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord Is With Thee...)
To: TornadoAlley3
The bumper sticker says “Watch my a$$ not hers”.
9 posted on
08/19/2010 5:24:57 AM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
(The best is the enemy of the good!)
To: TornadoAlley3
I had just turned 16.
Parents away on vacation.
Mom’s Volkswagen beetle out front .. just sitting.
ME .. driving mom’s beetle down a Major highway.
Cheerleader Car wash coming up .. (short skirts) and me looking (but not at the road).
Me .. ‘Almost Dead’ lying in the rear of a station wagon .. After going through the windshield of ‘Mom’s’ Volkswagen Beetle and through the rear window of the station wagon!
14 posted on
08/19/2010 7:05:45 AM PDT by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: TornadoAlley3; Slings and Arrows
(Scene: Jerry and Kramer driving George's car, after the car wash. Kramer is behind the wheel.) Kramer: George has gotta be happy about this.
Jerry (indifferent): Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Jerry: Oh my God, Kramer, is that woman just wearing a bra?
(Sue Ellen is seen walking down the street)
Kramer: Oh, mama.
Jerry: Kramer!!!
(Car crashes into a lamp post)
< /seinfeld >
17 posted on
08/19/2010 11:45:38 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: TornadoAlley3
"Eeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww! Hot Pants!"
18 posted on
08/19/2010 11:57:32 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: TornadoAlley3
Marine View Drive? The Navy base where the Lincoln moored is on that street. How much you want to bet the drivers were all Navy guys?
19 posted on
08/19/2010 12:53:16 PM PDT by
My hearts in London - Everett
(So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.)
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