[tnlibertarian]

I look at my abs. If I can't see the bottom two, I go sprint bleachers until I can.

See the bottom two?!? I'm not sure I can remember the bottom two.

[Jewbacca]

My wife is very, very pretty. As in, she does nothing and gets hit on randomly -— and she’s frum.

It comes at a reciprocal cost in keeping up my appearance.