Race is on to make the first 3D porn movie

Telegraph.co.UK ^ | 15 Aug 2010 | Telegraph UK

[Robwin]

Technololgy and the degradation of our culture continue apace.

[Vaquero]

“Avatarts”

[cripplecreek]

You’ll put your eye out....

[End Times Sentinel]

A group of Hong Kong filmmakers have started shooting what they claim will be the world's first 3D pornographic film

"Started shooting"???

Most of the porn films I own... er, have seen... make that heard about are only about 8 minutes long.

[Non-Sequitur]

I shudder to think what parts of the film they’ll use the 3D effects on.

[DCBryan1]

LOL....post of the day!

[Nachoman]

I don’t even want to think about how they’ll film the “money shot”.

[Joe 6-pack]

"I shudder to think what parts of the film they’ll use the 3D effects on."

In all likelihood, you won't be the only one doing the shuddering.

[al baby]

Let Disney do it like they did a Bugs life so when the money shot happens you get misted in the face

[DCBryan1]

3D Porn "working" titles:

1) Sperms of Endearment
2) Saving Ryan's Privates
3) Romancing The Bone
4) For Your Thighs Only
5) Three Men And A Barbie
6) Passenger 69
7) On Golden Blonde
8) Intercourse With The Vampire
9) Mr. Hollund's Phallus
10) Forrest Hump
11) Jurassic Pork
12) Pocahotass
13) Sleeping Booty
14) The Loin King
15) The Sperminator
16) Snatch Adams
17) Presumed Impotent
18) A Clear And Present Stranger
19) White Men Can't Hump
20) You've Got Male

[dfwgator]

I shudder to think what parts of the film they’ll use the 3D effects on.

I can think this will only benefit gay porn, because straight guys don't care to see that part in a porno.

[Vaquero]

how about

“Hannah does her Sisters”

[WOBBLY BOB]

[GOPmember]

Are you sure 8 minutes isn’t just the point where you typically and inexplicably lose absolutely all interest in the films?

[chipper dave]

They can sell the films to med schools as well. lol

[sima_yi]

“The Man Who Would Be Kinky”?

“Butch Cassidy...”?

“Pleasure of the Sierra Madre”?

[John O]

I just had this vision of a room full of nerdy looking guys (all wearing those black frame glasses) with the hands moving in their laps.

Is it possible to gouge out the minds eye?

[John O]

I just had this vision of a room full of nerdy looking guys (all wearing those black frame glasses) with their hands moving in their laps.

Is it possible to gouge out the minds eye?

[a fool in paradise]

It's been done.

(although this video edition may be the softer R edit of the film).

There were others.

[a fool in paradise]

No comment.