Just start posting a bunch of treads about high speed rail.
Willie Mr. Piper
So soon?
That sucked.
Give us a good reason.
Is this about last night?
I swear, I meant to send flowers.
Slipped my mind.
Please....
You will need a lawyer to file a motion, then as a precaution get a restraining order. We are a persistent bunch.
You will need a lawyer to file a motion, then as a precaution get a restraining order. We are a persistent bunch.
What? Did a Moose bite your sister?
I am sorry to hear that you are leaving Free Republic, Mr. Piper. I hope you change your mind with some distance. If you do, come on back.
Well, several hours later your account is still there — were you perhaps just looking for some attention?
All you freeper account now belong to us....
See ya in a few days....trust me :)
And you're willing to miss it all because of one pulled thread?
350 comments into this thread and you’re still here. That means we’re still in B4 the ZOT.
My standard IB4TZ post
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Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.” “
.... “Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”
I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.
I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, I’m coming for the truth | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
I fight in my pajamas, | It’s plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnor’s family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When she makes history. | Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then I’ll look all ‘round, | And when I find his birth record, | I’ll fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeper’ll surely die, | And when I’m dead and buried, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=30#30
yawn
This one got you over 350 replies! You ought to be proud!
It requires a ceremony. First, make available the following components; moose, sister, shower and cheese. Then, you___________________ and _____________________and ___________________________and ________________________and you're done ;-)
When your tread is deleted, your footprint is forgotten.
To get your account zotted you can just post a message to Jim Robinson saying that you support either Mitt Romney or, especially, Rudy Guiliani, for POTUS.
Then you can go down in FReeper lore like this:
“Mr. Piper Dissed A Bunch Of Viking Kitties.
How Many Viking Kitties Did Mr. Piper Diss?”
379 posts,, and no hint as to how to delete account......,, see you bunch of law breakers.......