[muawiyah]

No doubt there'll be people suing the airline several months from now when they realize they got AIDS from the steward.

Here's a solution ~ guy got smacked in the head ~ was dingy ~ and sought to relieve the pain with a couple of beers ~ got dingier!

Planes, as we all realize by now, don't carry aspirin.

[Jemian]

They don’t carry aspirin? I didn’t know that. In fact, I think that once or twice I was able to get an analgesic, either asprin or tylenol, while on Northwest and I definitely have gotten it from a non-US airline.