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Various | 8/13/2010 | Vanity

Posted on 08/13/2010 1:30:30 AM PDT by ransomnote

You are welcome to post any 'fast-takes' and that can include biased MSM titles, hard-hitting conservative titles, one-liner conservative jokes, anti-socialist jokes. I realize that others may not be into this at 1:21am on the Left Coast, but I wanted to give you a chance. Just before turning in for the night I read a title on another website and it made me laugh:

"APPARENTLY, THEY TOOK OUT THE ONLY PART OF HIM THAT WASN’T MALIGNANT: Durbin has tumor removed; aide says no cancer found."

If you have any quick takes to post, please do so. :)


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: heh

1 posted on 08/13/2010 1:30:33 AM PDT by ransomnote
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To: ransomnote

I can see that I’m the only one who needed this thread to help me get some sleep! Here’s one more before I go:

“Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency!”


2 posted on 08/13/2010 1:53:11 AM PDT by ransomnote
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To: ransomnote

Help! I can’t stop myself!

“His profession is secondary, his intellect tertiary, but his eagerness to be led by the nose is of the first order. “


3 posted on 08/13/2010 1:54:41 AM PDT by ransomnote
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To: ransomnote
The title for an article in the UK's Mirror had me silently chuckling to myself, tonight:

Big Ben Clock Serviced by Abseilers

Those naughty, naughty Brits!

Cheers

4 posted on 08/13/2010 1:58:31 AM PDT by DoctorBulldog (Here, intolerance... will not be tolerated! - (South Park))
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To: DoctorBulldog

Erratum: The Mirror headline actually reads, “Big Ben Clock Tower Serviced by Abseilers.”

Sounds even dirtier than what I wrote, LOL!

Hey, it’s late and I’m a little punchy.

Cheers


5 posted on 08/13/2010 2:01:38 AM PDT by DoctorBulldog (Here, intolerance... will not be tolerated! - (South Park))
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To: ransomnote

Heh.


6 posted on 08/13/2010 2:10:25 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (For the first time in half a century, there is no former KKK member in the US Senate.)
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To: ransomnote
This was in a thread about the 8-year old girl that was shot and killed in Chicago, bringing the total homicides of Chicago up to 253 for the year so far (total found in another reference). Other than that, the quote is quite optimistic. (Made me go “heh”):

“But Daley and police officials have said murder and violent crimes are not on the rise this year, or even for the summer.”

7 posted on 08/13/2010 2:20:40 AM PDT by 21twelve ( UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES MY ARSE: "..now begin the work of remaking America."-Obama, 1/20/09)
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To: ransomnote

Horse walks into a bar...bartender asks: “Why the long face?”

John Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender asks: “Why the long face?”


8 posted on 08/13/2010 5:33:22 AM PDT by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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