Make sure to have plenty of pork products around when you see your SIL.
Screw that Julia Roberts crapola. No $$$ to support the woman who said “Republican comes after reptile in the dictionary.”
I will be supporting Sly Stallone (and Eric Roberts): “The Expendables” opens today. Let the lead and blood flow!
I was wrong the Wiccan Muslim isn't my mom's cousin's ex-wife. She was just a bitch.
It's my mom's friend's daughter's husband's ex-wife!
I'm as likely to meet either woman as am to meet Colonel Quadaffi. Or is it Colonel Queefdaffi?